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If Nothing Lasts Forever, Will You Be My Nothing?
i could kiss a million guys,
and it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥
just because a girl looks cute or pretty on the outside don't mean everything is okay on the inside,like if you have problems on the inside that you CANT or are scared to show on the outside. all i wanna say is somebody loves you baby
like this if you love all the good moments of your life and/or Chocolate
Always hang on to your good memories they might help you live through the bad ones
like this now motherfucker
hell yea
Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it
*girl walks in wearing sweats, hair a mess, and NO make-up* boyfriend: hey! whats up?:) girlfriend: i feel about as great as i look.. :/ boyfriend: oh so u feel beautiful then?:) girlfriend: *blushes* :) ....this is what a boyfriend should do!
Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY,
Usher said OMG,
Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS,
Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES,
Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID,
Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY?
then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM!
guy: i don't like you wearing that dress.
girl: ok.
guy: you'll wear a very very long dress next time, understand?
girl: (am i a nun?) ok fine.
guy: with a veil.
girl: (angry)
guy: wearing this ring.
girl: (speechless) XDv
Dear females with perfect hair, perfect bodies. perfect clothes, perfect smiles, perfect boobs, perfect ass, great personality ALL the time, not snobby, not rude, rich, and every guys fantasies, SORRY YOU DO NOT EXIST Sincerely, A real Girl
Are you friends wit her? Tell me ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER? JUST TELL ME! Are you friends with her? Cuz if you are im done!
yes im a girl?
fun
Like If Your A Don
I tried. You didn't. I gave up. But there'll always be a part in me that's yours forever...
'rates' will never get old :)
Queeef!!!!
Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.
my boyfriend
You look work? Si? Trabajo?
fuck you
For all the Marianna, C-dale & Tally Girls (:
Ima bee ima bee ima bee.....no jk ima wasp ;)
Please Like This! :'(
if you a single guy wondering why you can't get a girl... Then the fact that you are reading this now should explain it.
facebook is like a disease. No matter how hard you try, it just won't go away.
if a girl rolls her eyes, puts her head in her hands, constantly turns her head away from you and just seems generally uninterested... it's because she is and you should probably F*** OFF with whatever dignity you don't have left.
Time spent → in the shower; 25% -- Daydreaming. 25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. 20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. 10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out. 10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life. 7% -- Washing hair. 3% -- Washing other body parts.
I can understand these scottish 'likes', but they're not that funny..
careassistant
Stomp stomp I've arrived Drop the beat, nasty face Why ya lookin' at me? Flyin' flyin' flyin' flyin' through the sky In my spaceship I'm an alien tonight Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucka You think I can't get hurt like you, you motherf....
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
LIKE This If you think That the boy shouldn't Erased The text...
If you have ever pickled your nose like this !! ( Don't be shy )
to hate Justin Bieber
I love my boyfriend !!xxx
NIMRA BANO IS A BITCH
deadmau5
Girl: i think i love him
I have someone that loves me from heaven
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